Fiction
Contributors
Joe Baumann, Shayna Cristy-Mendez, Megan Harris, Lindsay Fiore, Devon E. Hayes, Carella Keil, Matthew Landers, Brooke MacDonald, and Madeline Stratford
Q: Could Pavlov Classically Condition My Husband to Not Be a Dick?
by Brooke MacDonald
““I don’t think the universe cares about your work laptop, sweetie.” My glass was nearly empty, and I thought of what my father used to say to my mother whenever she scarfed something down at the dinner table or chugged a drink too quickly: you must have needed it.”